Lords of Football Will Allow You To Make Footballers Chase Chickens As Punishment

Forthcoming “football lifestyle” sim Lords of Football certainly sounds interesting. It promises to give a wholly unique take on the sport, and has been made under the watchful eye of Gianluca Vialli, who for those of you who don’t know, was a superb footballer who then went on to have a chequered managerial career, where initial success at a pre-billions Chelsea was followed up by a stint at Watford, where he nearly merked the club with signings like Ramon Vega. Ramon Vega!

So the game will be nothing if not bonkers, and judging by the latest press release, some of the punishments you can dish out as manager fit in with this.

If your player steps out of line – he may get into trouble with the law, sent a racist Tweet, or the press have got hold of a video of he and his team-mates roasting some burger-faced harridan in a Premier Inn. Of course, I jest, but if your players in the game do misbehave, you can dish out punishments which include sending them to be chewed out by a US Military-style drill sarge, making them clean all their teammates’ boots, or even make them round up chickens.

Lords of Football sounds very intriguing, and is released for PC soon.